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PART B: Which detail from the text best supports the answer to Part A?
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How does the author of passage 2 approach describing the lives of wolves differently than the author of passage 1

Read the excerpt from Chapter 4.
Anne of Green Gables

by Lucy Maud Montgomery

Matthew Cuthbert and his sister Marilla had decided to adopt a boy to help on their farm called Green Gables. When a girl, Anne, arrives, they are surprised. In this excerpt, Anne has just awoken after her first night at Green Gables.

Anne could evidently be smart to some purpose for she was down-stairs in ten minutes’ time, with her clothes neatly on, her hair brushed and braided, her face washed, and a comfortable consciousness pervading her soul that she had fulfilled all Marilla’s requirements. As a matter of fact, however, she had forgotten to turn back the bedclothes.

“I’m pretty hungry this morning,” she announced as she slipped into the chair Marilla placed for her. “The world doesn’t seem such a howling wilderness as it did last night. I’m so glad it’s a sunshiny morning. But I like rainy mornings real well, too. All sorts of mornings are interesting, don’t you think? You don’t know what’s going to happen through the day, and there’s so much scope for imagination. But I’m glad it’s not rainy today because it’s easier to be cheerful and bear up under affliction on a sunshiny day. I feel that I have a good deal to bear up under. It’s all very well to read about sorrows and imagine yourself living through them heroically, but it’s not so nice when you really come to have them, is it?”

“For pity’s sake hold your tongue,” said Marilla. “You talk entirely too much for a little girl.”

Thereupon Anne held her tongue so obediently and thoroughly that her continued silence made Marilla rather nervous, as if in the presence of something not exactly natural. Matthew also held his tongue,—but this was natural,—so that the meal was a very silent one.

As it progressed Anne became more and more abstracted, eating mechanically, with her big eyes fixed unswervingly and unseeingly on the sky outside the window. This made Marilla more nervous than ever; she had an uncomfortable feeling that while this odd child’s body might be there at the table her spirit was far away in some remote airy cloudland, borne aloft on the wings of imagination. Who would want such a child about the place?

Yet Matthew wished to keep her, of all unaccountable things! Marilla felt that he wanted it just as much this morning as he had the night before, and that he would go on wanting it. That was Matthew’s way—take a whim into his head and cling to it with the most amazing silent persistency—a persistency ten times more potent and effectual in its very silence than if he had talked it out.

When the meal was ended Anne came out of her reverie and offered to wash the dishes.

“Can you wash dishes right?” asked Marilla distrustfully.

“Pretty well. I’m better at looking after children, though. I’ve had so much experience at that. It’s such a pity you haven’t any here for me to look after.”

“I don’t feel as if I wanted any more children to look after than I’ve got at present. You’re problem enough in all conscience. What’s to be done with you I don’t know. Matthew is a most ridiculous man.”

“I think he’s lovely,” said Anne reproachfully. “He is so very sympathetic. He didn’t mind how much I talked—he seemed to like it. I felt that he was a kindred spirit as soon as ever I saw him.”

“You’re both queer enough, if that’s what you mean by kindred spirits,” said Marilla with a sniff. “Yes, you may wash the dishes. Take plenty of hot water, and be sure you dry them well. I’ve got enough to attend to this morning for I’ll have to drive over to White Sands in the afternoon and see Mrs. Spencer. You’ll come with me and we’ll settle what’s to be done with you. After you’ve finished the dishes go up-stairs and make your bed.”

Anne washed the dishes deftly enough, as Marilla who kept a sharp eye on the process, discerned. Later on she made her bed less successfully, for she had never learned the art of wrestling with a feather tick. But it was done somehow and smoothed down; and then Marilla, to get rid of her, told her she might go out-of-doors and amuse herself until dinner time.

Question 1
Part A

What is a theme of Anne of Green Gables?


Some people can find ways to stay positive under any circumstances.

It's easy to adhere to a decision once one has committed to it.

It's difficult to imagine possibilities when life has been hard.

Children should be given the opportunity to express themselves.
Question 2
Part B

Which detail from the story best supports the answer to Part A?


“‘I’m pretty hungry this morning,’ she announced as she slipped into the chair Marilla placed for her.”

“Yet Matthew wished to keep her, of all unaccountable things!”

“‘But I'm glad it’s not rainy today because it’s easier to be cheerful and bear up under affliction on a sunshiny day.’”

“Who would want such a child about the place?”



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Circle the correct answer.
1 I can........on my back in the water.
A plod
B wade
C propel
D float​

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Marks: 1
"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite
food." is an example of what kind of
sentence?
o(a)
Assertive
(b)
Imperative
(C
Interrogative
(d)
Exclamatory

a) Define phrase
b) List and explain the types of phrase​

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1. from the letter, we know that
A. sheila was lost
B. cindy met sheila and her friends
C. Rose could meet sheila on her holidays
D. Sheila didn't want to meet Rose
E. Rose hated to meet Sheila with Cindy
2. Please, let me know when your plans are DEFINITE...
The DEFINITE word has similar in meaning to
A. right
B. fuzzy
c. sharp
d. insure
e. certain
3. The word "cheers" can be replaced with
A. regards
b. yours sincerely
c. dear
d. hopefully
e. lots of love​

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Which of these statements from the article provides the STRONGEST support for the idea that segregated schools are unfair for poor minority students?

A
The proportion of such schools — where more than 75 percent of children receive free or reduced-price lunches and more than 75 percent are black or Hispanic — climbed from 9 percent to 16 percent during the same period.
B
High-poverty, majority-black and Hispanic schools were less likely to offer a full range of math and science courses than other schools, for example, and more likely to use expulsion and suspension as disciplinary tools, according to the GAO.
C
"Segregation in public K-12 schools isn't getting better; it's getting worse, and getting worse quickly, with more than 20 million students of color now attending racially and socioeconomically isolated public schools," he said in a statement Tuesday.
D
The persistence of racial divisions in the nation's public schools was underscored Friday when a federal judge ordered a Mississippi district to integrate its middle and high schools, capping a legal battle that had dragged on for five decades.

Click to read "The Story of Icarus and Daedalus," by Ovid and "Musée des Beaux Arts," by W. H. Auden. Then answer the question. How is the focus on Auden's poem different than the focus of Ovid's myth?
A. Auden chooses to focus on Icarus's death, while Ovid focuses only on Icarus's life.
B. Auden focuses on the people on the shore, while Ovid focuses on Icarus and Daedalus.
C. Auden draws attention to Icarus, while Ovid only focuses on Daedalus.
D. Auden focuses on the destruction of Icarus's wings, while Ovid focuses on Icarus building his wings.​

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How does paragraph 19 affect the development of the story?​ THE BRIGHT SIDE OF SADNESS

Which answer shares a word part
with the following word?
supplicating
A. supply
B. lice
C. plies

Direct - indirect speech

1)Kedar said to me,"i do ky duty"

2) I said to sunita, "I am doing my duty".

3)Akash said to me, " You have done my duty".

4)Geeta said," I Have been doing my duty well".

5) Sachin said to the manager,"I paid the bill, Yesterday.


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Does experience define maturity? why or why not?

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Name: __________________                        Date: ___________
Metaphors Worksheet (Meanings Part 2)
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A metaphor is a figure of speech that compares two things. Often times it uses the word “is.”
Directions: For each metaphor given blow, write what you think it means.
Example A: Thoughts are a storm, unexpected
Answer: someone may have many unexpected thoughts at anytime
1. Once your heart's been broken it grows back bigger-
____________________________________________________
2. His hair is a white snowflake and his hair is a messy haystack-
____________________________________________________
3. He is all heartbroken-
____________________________________________________
4. The pigeons fountained into the air-
____________________________________________________
5. Her hair was bone white-
____________________________________________________
6. He tried to help but his legs were wax-
____________________________________________________

Propaganda becomes a problem when

A. facts are misrepresented.

B. people change their opinions.

C. it is used in politics.

D. all of the above.

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In this argument in favor of recycling, which sentence introduces the counterargument?
A-By recycling and reusing the resources we have, we can preserve what untouched natural resources we have while extending the life of the resources we are currently using.
B-Admittedly, we cannot reuse or recycle all of the materials we use in our daily lives.
C-However, this is not an “all or nothing” scenario.

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B. Discuss whether you agree or disagree with the following
statement:
"Qualitative approach can never be accurate and reliable. Hence, it is
less important than quantitative research and should only be used as a
supplement to the latter. It is also impossible for quantitative approach to
supplement qualitative approach."

both media producers and their intended audience have ____.
A. agendas
B. biases
C. media tools
D. testimonials

How does the excerpt develop the theme of friendship in the story?

The author shows that when T.J. needs help, he turns to a friend he can trust.
The author shows that when T.J. needs help, he has no place to go.
The author shows that when T.J needs help, he has no more friends.
The author shows that when T.J. needs help, he can only depend on himself.

E. Answer the questions in your own words.
1. Why does Jade Emperor carry the sun away?
2. How does the sun's disappearance affect the forest animals?
3. How do they deal with the problem?
4. What message do you get from the fable? Does it explain more than why the
rooster crows at sunrise?
5. Is the title effective, in your opinion? Explain, giving good reason.​

Which of the following pairs of words are synonymous?

a:Their and they're
b :Odd and strange
c: Brave and cowardly
d: Dark and stormy